Squishy Puppy Dog

Hi Mama.

What is this thing you’ve given to me?

He’s kinda squishy feeling.

Oh, it’s a puppy dog!

He’s cute. I like all of his colors.

But I have a very important question to ask you.

Am I…..

…..allowed to eat him?

Nah, he doesn’t taste very good.

What about just chewing on his tag?

Hahahaha!

I was just kiddin’ with you, Mama.

Aw, don’t be like that. It was just a joke!

Wanna see me try to do fish face all by myself? Will that cheer you up?

I know it’s not as good as when you help me, but I think it’s a darn good effort.

Thanks for letting me play with the cute puppy dog, Mama, but can we go eat now? I’m kind of on a schedule.

After all, my thighs won’t maintain their chubbiness on their own.