Portraits at Target

Ummm, Mama? What’s going on?

Why are you making me stand in the middle of this circle?

There’s a perfectly good shopping cart for me to ride in right over there.

What do you mean you want to take my picture first? Can’t we just go inside and buy all of the things?

Come on…..I’ll even be good enough to let you stop at Starbucks for coffee if you want.

Ha! I knew that would get you.

What can I say? My negotiation skills are way too advanced for my own good.

Hmmm….I wonder if my mad skills would work on Santa, too. I’ll have to look into that.