Friday, October 4, 2013

The Quotable Riley-bean, Part Nine

August 27: We have to go over more water? (Kenny: Yeah, Buddy, this is south Louisiana. There’s lots of water.) Well, I don’t like water; I like just trucks. Everything’s a truck!


August 30: I wanna have truck meat. It’s dark brown. (Me: Truck meat. What does truck meat taste like?) It tastes like Halloween pajamas. Halloween pajamas are hard. And that’s why I want to eat truck meat.


September 3: (Me: What’s on your mouth, Buddy?) Well, I don’t know. It must be saliva!

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September 8: (while driving home from the beach) (Kenny: Are you going to put your B-E-L-T on?) (Me: No, I’m not worried about it. Why did you just spell that?) (Kenny: I don’t know.) I’m ready for my lunch! (Me: I’m working on it, Buddy. You gotta give me a minute.) Does it say R-I-L-E-Y on it? (Ken and I laugh) (Me: What does that spell?) Riley!

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September 16: (while picking him up early from school for his doctor’s appointment) I don’t wanna be by you. (Me: Oh, really? Who do you want to be by?) I wanna stay with Ms. Amanda all day! (I was thrilled to hear he wanted to stay at school. Hope it continues!)


September 16: (while picking out a prize at the doctor’s office) (Nurse: What kind of sticker do you want?) A truck! (Nurse: Well, I don’t have trucks, but I have cars. Or do you want a girlfriend?) Okay! (He picked a pink princess sticker. And the next morning, after sleeping with the sticker on his PJs…..) My girlfriend’s trash.


September 18: My juice isn’t workin’ right. (Me: Maybe it’s empty.) Fill it up! (blank stare from me) Please fill it up. (Me: Thank you.)


September 25: (after going potty) Well….my penis is a little crazy today. (Oh, my.)


And on that note…..have a wonderful weekend, everyone!


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I got news for you, buddy; nobody in this family is going to put up with you having a trashy girlfriend. You'd better known that from the very beginning so choose your (girl)friends wisely.

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Anonymous said... Best Blogger Tips

Those comments by Riley are very unny and kinda out of here. Oh my goodness but Hugs, Grams

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