Can I Have That?

Hi, Mom.

I know it will be hard, but please….

….pay no attention to me.

I‘m just going to slowly move in….

….and attempt to eat the camera.

What do you mean I’m not allowed to do that?!?

That’s okay. I still love you anyway.

But if you would take care of that long line of drool on my chin I would greatly appreciate it.

Thanks, Mom!